Miniature Paddler Mugs

Children trying to play table tennis

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'

Floating Dragon

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"