Miniature Medical Expert Pillows

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Junior doctor kits.

Playing Doctors.

'It must be the plague!'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'I don't feel that bad.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"