Miniature Healthcare Guru Pillows

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Have you been working out?'