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"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Today we learned to count to one.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're class action figures."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Sushi Train Set.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.

Remote control car breakdown.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

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