Miniature Landscaper T-Shirts

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

"Your earlier work was better."

Model Shop

Bonsai trees.

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

'That was some storm, last night.'

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Bonsai Gardener

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

"And best of all, it comes with basement planning permission."

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

My tiny garden.

Bonsai Redwood Tree

Hairdryer Hurricane

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."