Miniature Landscaper Prints

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

"Your earlier work was better."

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Model Shop

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

'That was some storm, last night.'

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

Bonsai trees.

Bonsai Gardener

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

My tiny garden.

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

Hairdryer Hurricane

Bonsai Redwood Tree

Bonsai competition.

Old Glue

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'