Miniature Digital Natives Prints

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Digital Fomo!

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Trick or Tweet

King Kongs first christmas

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'New Game'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."