Miniature Digital Natives Prints

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Bird Tweet.

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Digital Fomo!

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Trick or Tweet

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

King Kongs first christmas

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'New Game'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."