Digital Natives Prints

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Last night I dreamed in e-mail."

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"So when do we go online?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Baby's first text.

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

"Ask the kids to not stick any more of these on the car. These are way harder to remove than the stickers on Snapchat."

"At least when I delete my junk mail all I have to do is hit the delete button from the comfort of my chair."

"Aren't you kids supposed to say 'Trick or Treat'? Hey. I'm talking to you. Hello?"

Cellphone Addiction

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"I like parenting my cellphone...there's a lot less yelling."

TV and boy

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "

'Oh, granny, we don't trick or treat anymore. There's an app for that.'

Cool. The tooth fairy put a few bucks in my PayPal account last night.

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"Baby FOMO."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Check out my Fitbit. It keeps track of how many fits I've thrown today."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

'I have modern parents!' (Building blocks have computer icons on)

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"