Mini Warren Buffet Prints

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

One!

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Home school marching band"

Sinking Sand

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

Bowl Games.

'It needs more dirt.'

"What's not disgusting?"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.