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'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

"My jumble sale was so successful I won't want pocket money for YEARS!"

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"I think I need to diversify my portfolio."

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Lemonade Inc.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'