Mini Tiger Pillows

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"He likes it."

Little league world series of poker.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Baby Playing Violin

Martial Arts

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"She does this when she's tired."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"So...what are you in for?"

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"How small will he get?"

"They have so much in common."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Baby's First Opera

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

"You were right. He loves it."

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

Golf Fib

Kids playing doctor.

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

'PURRR! Did I say it right?'