Mini Swashbuckler Mugs

Pirate

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Little league world series of poker.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Pirate Artist

Kids on Building Site.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate Schools

Pirate

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Captain Santa Sparrow

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'