Mini Superhero Pillows

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

The Hobby Store

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Better luck next time, kid."

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

A young positivist.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Bonsai Exhibit

Who stole my candy?

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"Aquaman, it's great that you have these aquatic powers, but I wish you also didn't sh*t like a fish."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."