Mini Sheriff Prints

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The Lawman

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Who stole my candy?

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

Gun Ego

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

The modern sheriff.

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'