Mini Pugilists Pillows

'I can't see you either...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Muhammad Dali...

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'