Mini Moto Aficionados Pillows

Road Buddies

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snail Racing

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

CLEAR!

Remote controlled car on a boat.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Petrol vs electric car

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Bad Hare Day

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.