Mini Mayor Mugs

"I'm running for mayor, senator and school board!"

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Baby Piano

"He likes it."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Four children playing the flute.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

A child runs an equity stand.

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."