Mini Mayor Mugs

"I'm running for mayor, senator and school board!"

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Baby Piano

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He likes it."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Four children playing the flute.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

A child runs an equity stand.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"