Mini-matchmakers T-Shirts

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

cuPad

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Acme Dating Service

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Match maker

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."