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Remote control pirate bully

The president's men

Children's Feast.

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Twenty-first century baby walker

Little chef.

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

SupermarketAwful Market.

Tim's marketing solutions

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

Digital Marketing

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Bike Wash

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

Niche Marketing