Mini Linguist T-Shirts

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Tabletop Theatre

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'