Mini Inventors T-Shirts

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Children's Imagination

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"It must be still charging."

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.