Mini Illusionist Pillows

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I did it all from memory.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Young Houdini

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

Magic Act

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

David Blaine, Age 60

Best Special Effects Award

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Wow. You're amazing!

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Mime Tug-of-War

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Returns"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.