Mini Fruit Debaters Mugs

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Plum jam...

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Apricots

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'