Mini Finance Whiz Pillows

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

"It failed the stress test."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Tax Collector

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.