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"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pastry Hat

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mating rituals

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

School trip little porters.

Customer Convention

Snapshots in Time

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"I want one of those!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Hospital gown pageant.

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Snake Dress-Up

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.