Mini-farmer Gifts

Ant Farm in foreclosure

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

SALE

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Show and Tell.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Cow Pilot.

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Hydroponic Gardening

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"Legally, we're a farm."

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

Cowpat Man.

Monsanto experiment

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."