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"You can't kick me there! According to my Gray's Anatomy I don't have anything called a 'keister'!"

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Before the Internet

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Funky Facts: Football.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Reporter #6: television.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

The Expert

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

Rumours Online

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The Month of July

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE