Mini Carpenter Gifts

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Building giant sand pies.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Sundayafternoon Carpenters