Mini Carpenter Gifts

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

'Well, lets hope he gets into something soon Mary because lets face it, he'll never make a carpenter.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Building giant sand pies.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"He lives in a block of flats"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'It's a self-build.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'