Mindfulness Mavericks Pillows

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Thinking Gears

"Try thinking about something else."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga.

A child interrupting family prayers

"Is this who I am?"

Burnout Syndrome...

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Guru.

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

Gene Therapy

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

How to recover from a bad day

Only Clowns

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'