Mindful Road Tripper Mugs

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Are we broke yet?'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sometimes Y Turn

Inflating Boobs.

Sister Cities

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666

Monday: Next 7 exits.

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