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"Is something bothering you?"

Be Healthy

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Yogi back in 5.

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"