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"Is something bothering you?"

Be Healthy

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Yogi back in 5.

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Man constantly stressing