Mindful Mama Prints

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Suffering from Cooties?

Lamb Noise.

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Then what happened?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I'm so good at this!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."