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So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

Burnout Syndrome...

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

Day one, post grad

Resume Dumpers

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

How to recover from a bad day

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Only Clowns

Over enthusiastic headhunter

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"She's late for her stress management course."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Paranoia Clinic

"It's okay to just go through the motions."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"#Living my best life."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."