Mindful Investors Mugs

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'You can rest assured that our 'diet conscience' fund invests only in low-fat, low cholesterol food companies.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Go ahead and dissect me

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

The power of the brain

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

"Hmmm?!"