Mindful Money Managers Mugs

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Money exchange

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

wealth investment

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'