Mindful Eater In Training Pillows

'As your weight-loss counselor, I must advise you to stop thinking of eating as a hobby.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What are you eating now?'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"Namasteak"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

GMOs

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"Always eat your broccoli."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'