Mindful Breather Pillows

"Did the doctor forget to tell you to exhale?"

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'