Mindful Adventurer Pillows

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"

"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"You have got to want to change."