Mind Technique Adventurer Pillows

Gizmo brain storming meeting.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You have got to want to change."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Confirmation Bias

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Psychiatrist's diplomas: Guessing and Wishful Thinking.