Mind Strategist Pillows

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

'I know it's easy to blame others. That's why I do it.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Company take-over bid

Hopeful Liberty

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"