Mental Strategist Pillows

'Steve is our top salesperson. His secret is spending time visualizing success before he comes to work.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

'I know it's easy to blame others. That's why I do it.'

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Company take-over bid

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

Hopeful Liberty

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'I don't feel the love.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back."

"Just find out what they're paying me to do around here – and do it."