Mind-meld Masters Mugs

"Try thinking about something else."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Man and brain

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Trojan Chess

Analyst and patient

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

When psychiatry works too well!

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"Let it out. Let it all out."