Mind-meld Enthusiasts Prints

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Analyst and patient

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'Now read that back to me.'

When psychiatry works too well!

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

"Let it out. Let it all out."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.