Mind Maze Solver Gifts

unravelling your mind

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Psychological Testing Center.

Drone Escape

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Hospital

Behavioral Psychology Department

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

"Act confused. They like to feel superior."

Cowpat Man.