Mind Maze Solver Gifts

unravelling your mind

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Let's try some word disassociation

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Drone Escape

Psychological Testing Center.

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Cowpat Man.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Hospital

"Act confused. They like to feel superior."

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.