Millennium T-Shirts

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Fur Baby

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

Man bun tending

Captain Millennial

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

Millennial

"Good lord, Agnes, the dreaded millennium bug has struck!"

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'Thus the big party.'

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."

"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

Millenium bug

"Excuse me, but I happen to identify as a left-handed person and this is a right-handed mug."

Storewide Y2K sale

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

'Millennium writing competition' "I meant to enter that but my computer went down"

"New Milennium... new time to kill"

Social hypocrisy