Millennium Celebrations Prints

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing Doctor

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Dating is so expensive...

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Happy Turkey Day!

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"