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The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

The Da Vinci Cod

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Filling the Missile Gap

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Especially modified you say..."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'We had to donwsize.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.