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Politically Correct Snowperson

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Old songs made new

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Millennial Pain Assessment

Man bun tending

"What's a phone book?"

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

Couple flirting in Text Language.

The Millennial Game of... Life

Ma Rogers

"I hire millennials because the boomers can't figure out our technology."

"I'm trying to appeal to the youth market."