Millennial Mindset T-Shirts

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Social hypocrisy

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."

Captain Millennial

Politically Correct Snowperson

Wifi in Hell

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and depressed - you've got your parents."

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Fables for the Millennial.

“Mom, can you come get me?”

Man bun tending

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Hipster Charm Offensive

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

Millennial

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Crybaby Millennials

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"