Millennial Mentor T-Shirts

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I'm here for the hair."

"He's an indoor cat."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"We added it just for the millenials."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"You don't mind us shadowing you, do you?"

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

Client-centered Therapy.

Addiction Research Centre.

Captain Millennial

Mentors make a difference.

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"I AM a counsellor..!"

"You're not as serene as you could be, Fred."

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

'I shouldn't worry - soon he'll meet someone who'll give him a good hiding and then he'll get the message. . .'

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

"Making a difference doesn't make a difference."

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will stay with me forever as they sit inside me,getting turned over and over, being blown completely out of proportion."